Bullets, blades and blunt objects do little to no damage to a vampire's body. Invulnerability: Vampires are invulnerable to most forms of injury (certain exceptions apply).Immortality: So long as vampires continue to consume blood, they will not age beyond the physical state they were in when they first became a vampire.Among the main ways that vampires have improved we find the following: Enhanced senses: Vampires have improved several times higher than those of any human being of course these skills can vary depending on each person they will have some other stronger senses of his companions always given the dedication and training that each set to improve ways.Each new vampire is traditionally subservient to the one who "turned" them, but some strong-willed vampires have been known to rebel against their masters. Vampirism: In addition to the various mental and physical benefits that vampires are heir to, they also possess the ability to turn others into vampires as well.I have no family, but I will take your money. THE OTHER KID WHO IS THE ONLY ONE TO LIVE I love my brother, but I have money so I am OK He DIES HORRIBLY along with the POINTLESS VIETNAMESE KID. This is fuckin' the best movie of all time! There is eventually a big pile of DEAD BLOODY HOOKERS and STRIPPERS. GEORGE CLOONEY with HARVEY KEITEL and his FAMILY KILL THEM ALL. SALMA HAYEK, having completed her required NAKED DANCE and having THREE LINES DELIVERED BADLY, DIES HORRIBLY.Īll the HOOKERS and STRIPPERS get NAKED and turn into VAMPIRES. SALMA HAYEK EATS QUENTIN TARANTINO, who DIES HORRIBLY, but then COMES BACK TO LIFE AS A VAMPIRE so he can DIE HORRIBLY AGAIN. QUENTIN TARANTINO laughs hysterically because his movie scripts are so CLEVER. The MALE AUDIENCE has eight orgasms because they are PERVERTED. I am a one dimensional character who is basically naked. SALMA HAYEK Strips in front of QUENTIN TARANTINO, who has eight orgasms because he is PERVERTED. Let us through! I am not being held hostage by America's most wanted crooks.Įverybody has a drink to celebrate excpet GEORGE CLOONEY, who beats up CHEECH MARIN'S many characters, while screaming about how he loves his brother. GEORGE CLOONEY punches QUENTIN TARANTINO while saying "I love you, brother." I want to do all sorts of sex-related things with you. QUENTIN TARANTINO and GEORGE CLOONEY steal the motorhome and take HARVEY and his FAMILY as hostages. Well, time for me to check into the hotel for tonight. GEORGE CLOONEY punches QUENTIN TARANTINO because he is an IDIOT. They needed to die so the body count can be as large as possible. OVERWEIGHT COP STEREOTYPE AND STORE OWNER Also, I must die before the movie is over, but not before I can rape and kill innocent women for no reason.Įven though we are incredibly wanted men, I will kill this Overweight Southern Sheriff stereotype character and burn this store to the ground, thus making the situation worse. I am also a cold blooded killer, but because I am Quentin Tarantino in a movie that I wrote, I must be completely fucked up and unstable. They faint, leaving them to believe after they wake up that the movie was about crime. I am a cold blooded killer who is openly sarcastic and demeaning, even to my brother who is so crazy that he needs constant care. A SHOP BESIDE A DESOLATE TEXAN STRIP OF BADLANDS CLOSE TO MEXICO
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